Burt Fisher

Gun-toting, malamute raising country yokel. Did I mention the guns?


Apparent Metatype: Human, Apparent Age: Late 30’s, Apparent Gender: Manly-Man, with guns.

Connections: Unknown, but probably gun-related.


Burt is the local back-door gun dealer in northern Fauquier County. Only the city-slicker fools shop at Clark Bros for anything other than ammo, they come to Burt, who’s been known to lay hands on some fairly interesting stuff.

His home is guarded by a pair of massive malamute puppies, you have been warned and odds are they’ll be bigger next time.

Burt Fisher

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